Wednesday, 26 August 2009

  • I'm an iMurderer.

    It all started with a sickly clunk in the dryer. Too sporadic to be pennies floating in the barrel. Too heavy to be zippers scratching against the side. I knew without knowing, and the phrase ‘it all started’ carried with it an awful weight. This wasn’t the start of anything. Nope. Instead, it was the end.

    I left my ipod in the right pocket of a pair of shorts. There, I murdered it in a foamy swell of Tide.

    And after letting it dry out for 3 very anxious days, careful to let any and every water molecule leave the various components inside my 2 gig gizmo, I plugged it in…

    And 3 days after murdering my ipod, my ipod was…






    Still dead.
    I think I fried the logic board. Itunes will still recognize it, but the screen shows a blizzard of white and as soon as I unplug the thing, it stops working. It might be the battery, and it’s that the case, I will upgrade my imurderer card to isurgeon sometime in the near future.



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